The sad life of my two-wheelers

It is truly not a good day for my two-wheelers.

I was going to work today with all of my stuff in tow. In my agenda today: office, doctor and finally the gym. So I had quite a bit of stuff to carry in one go. Got to my bicycle, and I suddenly remember that I had an almost flat tire last night. Thought to pump some air into it, only to see that both my tires are now flat.
%$#%#'&$#'$('!!!
I had only 30 minutes to spare, so if I had to tend to this situation, I was obviously going to be late for work. So, I ran upstairs to collect my scooter key.

I haven't ridden my scooter in what seemed like 3 months. Ever since the weather picked up, I had always opted Mr. Spalding the bike to Pino the scooter.
After the long abandonment, of course Pino just refused to ignite. Yeah, I know, I should've at least attempted to start the engine every now and then as my brother the mechanic always preaches me to. Heck, what can you do? If you forget, you forget, see what I mean?

Finally after stubbornly kicking start the little machine, Pino choked the engine to life. Yay! I can finally be on my way!

Nope, something didn't seem quite right.

I could not open the damn little trunk. What is wrong now?? As I looked closely, I saw that the key-hole is jammed. What the #$&*!! I cannot believe this, I simply CANNOT believe this! Some loser tried to steal my scooter's little trunk! S/he obviously didn't succeed, the only damage s/he did was jamming the key-hole, and when s/he finally got into the trunk, they could only find my rain-gear.
This is just bloody annoying, now I cannot lock my trunk, which means that I have to carry all the stuff I have with me everywhere.

Bloody annoying. Especially because I can't bring the scooter to the locksmith until next weekend.

A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G!!